Virgin-harvested peanut butter and organic baby blueberry jam

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How many different types of milk exist?  Truly?  Oatmilk, Soymilk, Cowsmilk, Almondmilk, Cashewmilk, and don’t get me started on vanilla milk, sugar free milk, etc. etc. then there are breads and peanut butter and there are about 10,374 different types of jam in the world. So when you ask eight people what they want to make their PBJs out of you can imagine what you get.  Actually, this group is relatively simple.  Dave’s Bread, peanut butter, some type of jam, and a general “I will drink anything” approach to milk. This is why you food shop for cyclists over 60.  By 60, you have realized that it doesn’t matter if you make your PBJ with strawberry jam or blueberry jam.  


Using wheat bread, and peanut butter, harvested and crushed by Quaker virgins under a full moon is not going to keep you healthy.  Cycling however, will and when you are climbing 4000 foot of elevation over 40 miles, they both taste the same. Mountain Pig out.

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